Assorted Jokes 20 March 2010

And while we are at it, here's more for our presidentiables:

Villar: Tondo Boy

Noynoy: Mama's Boy

Gibo: Lover Boy

Erap: Kanto Boy

Gordon: AmBoy

Eddie: Altar Boy


Presidentiable Joke:

Villar: "Sipag at Tiyaga"

Gibo: "Galing at Talino"

Noynoy: "Villar, baka C5 at Tiyaga"

Villar: "Noynoy, Mama at Papa"

Santino: "'wag na tayong mag-away away baka magalit si Bro"

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> > >Pacquiao Joke:

Aling D: anak pag nanganak ulit c jinkey ee isama mo ung pangalan nating tatlo
Manny: huh?? may naisip kana ba inay??
Aling D: uu naman
Manny: ano?
AlingD: e di DioManJi

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Erap Jokes:

Ang gatas ko noong baby ako, Lactum,kuwento ni Marcos sa ibang presidente.

˜Ah ako, Enfalac, ‘yun ang mahal, eh,sagot ni Cory.

Ako, Lactogen, kaya ganito ako katalino,sabi ni Ramos.

Ikaw, Erap, ano ang iniinom mo noon? tanong ng tatlo. Ano yata Lactacyd.

Nagpunta si Erap sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister.

Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister.

Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines ?

Yes,’ mabilis na sagot ni Erap saka biglang nag-isip ng maitatanong din, Ahh, is London Bridge falling down?

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GMA Jokes:

Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and
my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just to let you know my favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.

Tanong: Ano ang kaibahan ng FAIRY TALE sa STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS?
Sagot: Ang Fairy Tale ay kwentong di totoo na may dwende. Ang SONA ay may dwende na nagkukuwento ng di totoo!

President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang:
OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?
GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?
OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!

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Gibo Joke:

Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang SM?
A. Kasi si Gibo he's got it all!

Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang Metrobank?
A. Kasi you're in good hands with Gibo

Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang Globe?
A. Kasi abot mo ang mundo with Gibo

Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang Smart?
A. Kasi he’s Simply Amazing!

Q. Bakit si Gibo parang PLDT?
A. Kasi he's touching lives

Q. Bakit si Gibo parang Manila Bulletin?
A. Kasi pag siya naging President, there's good news here

Q. Bakit si Gibo parang Inquirer?
A. Kasi meron siyang Fearless Views

Q. Bakit si Gibo parang Nokia?
A. Kasi he's connecting people

Q. Bakit si Gibo parang Samsung?
A. Kasi he's like no other

Contributor: Kapitan Abner - ITSI Boy ng Afghanistan