Sunday, March 7, 2010

Pinoy Jokes 070310

ANO SA ENGLISH ITO?

Ang English ng nagpakamatay, Suicide.

Namatay sa bahay, Homicide.

Namatay dahil sa daga, Pesticide.

Namatay na magkatabi, Sidebyside.

Namatay habang nakikipagtalik, Insexticide.



NIPPONGGO TO TAGALOG TRANSLATION DAW?

Is this your car? - Otomoto

Is this my car? - Otokoto

Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto

This is my desk - Itodesko

Speechless? - Wasabe

I have a lot of things to do - Hironaka

Old lady? - Kurukurubot

A blind man who has been cured - Nakakita

A man listening to a Walkman/Diskman - Nakasone

Katulong (DH) - Otosang

Mahirap - Nakamura

Mayaman - Nakaguchi

Komiks - Wakasang

Tricycle - Tatrogurung

Pangit - Kamukamo

Maganda - Kamukako

Cigarette Factory - Yosigawa

Tamad - Yokogawa

Makati ang ulo - Mekoto

Virgin Sarakeke

Hindi Virgin - Wasakeke

Makati ang kilikili - Mebarakubakirikiri

Makati ang puke - Kekekomekoto

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