Retirement

The two little old ladies had been long-time close friends but, being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion.

It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend.

When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses. Mrs. Murphy said, "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs. Cohen, how do you like it here?"

Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and the caregivers. Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend."

"Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it," said Mrs. Murphy.

Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch we go up to my room and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then we sing Jewish songs."

"For sure it's a blessing!" said Mrs.Murphy. "I'm so glad for you, Mrs. Cohen."

"And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?" asked Mrs. Cohen.

Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that she also had a boyfriend.

"Good for you! So what do you do?" asked Mrs. Cohen.

"We go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me down below."

"Yes? And then....?" the curious Mrs. Cohen asked.

"Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we screw."